Guides · Tutorials

How this stuff actually works.

Written for people spending their own money. No 3,000-word SEO filler with a buy button at the bottom — if a guide tells you to spend less with us, it is because that is the right answer.

Want a guide on something?

Ask in Discord. The list of what we write next is basically whatever people keep asking about in the help channel.

The community layer

Support lives in Discord.

Not a ticket queue. An actual room with the people who run this, the people who use it, and a bot that shouts when something breaks.

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  • Help from humans

    Post your error, get an answer. Usually in minutes, usually from someone who has hit the same wall.

  • A status bot that tells on us

    Pool health, incidents and maintenance posted automatically. Including the bad days.

  • Deals and free traffic

    Bonus GB drops, early access to new pools, and the occasional giveaway for a good bug report.

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