Comparisons

How we stack up, including where we lose.

Comparison pages are usually written so the host wins every row. These ones say plainly when the other provider is the better buy, because a page that never concedes anything is not information.

How to read any of these

Rows about us are things we control and can be held to. Rows about them come from their own public pages, or say “not published” when they have never stated a policy. Prices were last checked on and they move — verify before you decide.

Spot something wrong or out of date? Say so in Discord and we will correct it. Getting caught fudging a comparison table would be a spectacularly stupid way to lose the one thing we sell.

The community layer

Support lives in Discord.

Not a ticket queue. An actual room with the people who run this, the people who use it, and a bot that shouts when something breaks.

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  • Help from humans

    Post your error, get an answer. Usually in minutes, usually from someone who has hit the same wall.

  • A status bot that tells on us

    Pool health, incidents and maintenance posted automatically. Including the bad days.

  • Deals and free traffic

    Bonus GB drops, early access to new pools, and the occasional giveaway for a good bug report.

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